Man Cat Monday

Hi, My name is Furrydance Tater Du, but everyone calls me Teddy. My last name is Mastillone, so I'm sort of an Italian-English cat.

I have a brother named Henry Oliver, a dog named Sophie and 2 servants named Kristynn and Thomas. I live in South Carolina.

Just to show you that mancats have their feminine side, here's a letter I wrote to my mewmie this morning...

hello mom,

This is Teddy. I have to hurry before dad finds out I'm on the laptop....you remember how much trouble I got in when I opened that Ebay account.....

I though you would like to know what I've been up to while you are at work. Dad started to put away the laundry and I thought I would help him just a little.... but then I thought, "Now this is a good time for me to snoop around in the closet and see what new toys I might be able to find." So guess what I did?

When dad was busy and not looking I leaped up on to dad's shirts and made my way to the toy bag that you and dad hide all the good toys inside. I don't know why you don't let me have them all at once. Then I peeked inside and looked all around the bag and found not one but three balls stuck together!!! JACKPOT!!!!!

So I grabbed them as fast as I could and and hauled booty so dad couldn't take them from me..... I played by myself for a little bit (I found out dad can't reach me if I am under the bed in the very middle) but then I got pretty bored.....(I get lonely sometimes too) so I thought dad would want to play with me.

Sooooo, silly me, I brought the balls to dad and all the sudden I remembered I wasn't supposed to have them!!

Good news, dad is so great he let me keep one and even played fetch with me! He said he didn't want to finish the laundry anyway, but you were grumpy when you couldn't find your uniform this morning so well, he's trying to clean up a bit.... (By the way, I think I smell lasagne in the oven as I write this and I can only hope I don't end up looking like that fat as$ Garfield one day.)

So that is what I have been up to so far today. I have to go now..... I see my brother in the corner and feel like a play fight is about to happen............

love you mom
teddy

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Living Luxuriously is Furrydance Tater-Du,
affectionately called Teddy...